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Browse our bad mascots collection — designs from independent artists across the threadless.mommunity. Every piece is artist-led, sold direct, and produced on demand.

  1. bitch who the fuck do you think you are_ dark text
    bitch who the fuck do you think you are_ dark text by effinbirds
    $23.45Comparison prices are references to regular retail prices of the same or similar items in Artist Shops or at third party retail locations. Savings may vary over time. $19.95
  2. Let's Paint
    Let's Paint by Ilustrata
    $119.45
  3. I am a goddamned nightmare
    I am a goddamned nightmare by effinbirds
    $17.95Comparison prices are references to regular retail prices of the same or similar items in Artist Shops or at third party retail locations. Savings may vary over time. $13.95
  4. Cozy Fall Fox
    Cozy Fall Fox by kooky love
    $21.95Comparison prices are references to regular retail prices of the same or similar items in Artist Shops or at third party retail locations. Savings may vary over time. $17.95
  5. RadioActive
    RadioActive by kooky love
    $26.45Comparison prices are references to regular retail prices of the same or similar items in Artist Shops or at third party retail locations. Savings may vary over time. $19.95
  6. Mongo Is Appalled: Princess Donut Velociraptor Parody
    Mongo Is Appalled: Princess Donut Velociraptor Parody by polkadothero
    $26.45Comparison prices are references to regular retail prices of the same or similar items in Artist Shops or at third party retail locations. Savings may vary over time. $19.95
  7. you sure do have some shitty opinions! dark text
    you sure do have some shitty opinions! dark text by effinbirds
    $17.95Comparison prices are references to regular retail prices of the same or similar items in Artist Shops or at third party retail locations. Savings may vary over time. $13.95
  8. Om Nom Nom
    Om Nom Nom by roseramm
    $23.45Comparison prices are references to regular retail prices of the same or similar items in Artist Shops or at third party retail locations. Savings may vary over time. $19.95
  9. Sparkle
    Sparkle by roseramm
    $17.95Comparison prices are references to regular retail prices of the same or similar items in Artist Shops or at third party retail locations. Savings may vary over time. $13.95
  10. The vibe isn't weird enough frog
    The vibe isn't weird enough frog by Popcornpunk
    $5.95Comparison prices are references to regular retail prices of the same or similar items in Artist Shops or at third party retail locations. Savings may vary over time. $3.95
  11. Baby Cryptid
    Baby Cryptid by sarahscribbles
    $51.95Comparison prices are references to regular retail prices of the same or similar items in Artist Shops or at third party retail locations. Savings may vary over time. $44.95
  12. Armed With Kindness
    Armed With Kindness by EsterKay
    $26.45Comparison prices are references to regular retail prices of the same or similar items in Artist Shops or at third party retail locations. Savings may vary over time. $19.95
  13. it's okay, thinking isn't for everybody dark text
    it's okay, thinking isn't for everybody dark text by effinbirds
    $32.95Comparison prices are references to regular retail prices of the same or similar items in Artist Shops or at third party retail locations. Savings may vary over time. $28.95
  14. I Hope This Email Finds You Before I Do Funny Duck
    I Hope This Email Finds You Before I Do Funny Duck by tobefonseca
    $21.95Comparison prices are references to regular retail prices of the same or similar items in Artist Shops or at third party retail locations. Savings may vary over time. $17.95
  15. Cat Foods
    Cat Foods by tobefonseca
    $5.95Comparison prices are references to regular retail prices of the same or similar items in Artist Shops or at third party retail locations. Savings may vary over time. $3.95
  16. I’m Just Stardust With a Caffeine Habit
    I’m Just Stardust With a Caffeine Habit by tobefonseca
    $16.45Comparison prices are references to regular retail prices of the same or similar items in Artist Shops or at third party retail locations. Savings may vary over time. $13.95
  17. Brains Are Awesome I Wish Everybody Had One
    Brains Are Awesome I Wish Everybody Had One by tobefonseca
    $21.95Comparison prices are references to regular retail prices of the same or similar items in Artist Shops or at third party retail locations. Savings may vary over time. $17.95
  18. Scary Movie
    Scary Movie by DinoMike
    $17.95Comparison prices are references to regular retail prices of the same or similar items in Artist Shops or at third party retail locations. Savings may vary over time. $13.95
  19. Ketamine Horse
    Ketamine Horse by lousydrawings
    $10.95
  20. Houston I'm Probably The Problem
    Houston I'm Probably The Problem by tobefonseca
    $16.45Comparison prices are references to regular retail prices of the same or similar items in Artist Shops or at third party retail locations. Savings may vary over time. $13.95
  21. fuck deadlines dark text
    fuck deadlines dark text by effinbirds
    $32.95Comparison prices are references to regular retail prices of the same or similar items in Artist Shops or at third party retail locations. Savings may vary over time. $28.95
  22. I Need Ibupurrofen
    I Need Ibupurrofen by muloyoung
    $21.95Comparison prices are references to regular retail prices of the same or similar items in Artist Shops or at third party retail locations. Savings may vary over time. $17.95
  23. Moped
    Moped by TeoZ
    $29.95Comparison prices are references to regular retail prices of the same or similar items in Artist Shops or at third party retail locations. Savings may vary over time. $22.95
  24. OFFLINE:  Enjoying Real Life
    OFFLINE: Enjoying Real Life by muloyoung
    $6.95Comparison prices are references to regular retail prices of the same or similar items in Artist Shops or at third party retail locations. Savings may vary over time. $4.95
  25. Sheep in Heart Sunglasses
    Sheep in Heart Sunglasses by shadesofgold
    $21.95Comparison prices are references to regular retail prices of the same or similar items in Artist Shops or at third party retail locations. Savings may vary over time. $17.95
  26. unfortunately I am too busy to listen to your bullshit today dark text
    unfortunately I am too busy to listen to your bullshit today dark text by effinbirds
    $6.95Comparison prices are references to regular retail prices of the same or similar items in Artist Shops or at third party retail locations. Savings may vary over time. $4.95
  27. unfortunately I am too busy to listen to your bullshit today light text
    unfortunately I am too busy to listen to your bullshit today light text by effinbirds
    $10.95
  28. meowloween
    meowloween by poorlycatdraw
    $17.95Comparison prices are references to regular retail prices of the same or similar items in Artist Shops or at third party retail locations. Savings may vary over time. $13.95
  29. Fast Cat
    Fast Cat by TeoZ
    $29.95Comparison prices are references to regular retail prices of the same or similar items in Artist Shops or at third party retail locations. Savings may vary over time. $22.95
  30. Die No
    Die No by TeoZ
    $29.95Comparison prices are references to regular retail prices of the same or similar items in Artist Shops or at third party retail locations. Savings may vary over time. $22.95
  31. Forest Jazz
    Forest Jazz by Ilustrata
    $10.95
  32. Space Cowboys Live on Mars
    Space Cowboys Live on Mars by Ilustrata
    $37.45Comparison prices are references to regular retail prices of the same or similar items in Artist Shops or at third party retail locations. Savings may vary over time. $31.95
  33. Big T Records
    Big T Records by Ilustrata
    $6.95Comparison prices are references to regular retail prices of the same or similar items in Artist Shops or at third party retail locations. Savings may vary over time. $4.95
  34. Use Code With Caution
    Use Code With Caution by TeoZ
    $5.95Comparison prices are references to regular retail prices of the same or similar items in Artist Shops or at third party retail locations. Savings may vary over time. $3.95
  35. Left Behind
    Left Behind by TeoZ
    $26.45Comparison prices are references to regular retail prices of the same or similar items in Artist Shops or at third party retail locations. Savings may vary over time. $19.95
  36. So negative
    So negative by rodrigobhz
    $26.45Comparison prices are references to regular retail prices of the same or similar items in Artist Shops or at third party retail locations. Savings may vary over time. $19.95
  37. Intruder
    Intruder by TeoZ
    $6.95Comparison prices are references to regular retail prices of the same or similar items in Artist Shops or at third party retail locations. Savings may vary over time. $4.95
  38. Artists Using A.I.
    Artists Using A.I. by mitchoconnell
    $5.95Comparison prices are references to regular retail prices of the same or similar items in Artist Shops or at third party retail locations. Savings may vary over time. $3.95
  39. Old Disk Yells At Cloud
    Old Disk Yells At Cloud by TeoZ
    $6.95Comparison prices are references to regular retail prices of the same or similar items in Artist Shops or at third party retail locations. Savings may vary over time. $4.95
  40. ANIMAL CHURCH "Uncommon Ghosts" Poster Design
    ANIMAL CHURCH "Uncommon Ghosts" Poster Design by ANIMAL_CHURCH
    $29.95Comparison prices are references to regular retail prices of the same or similar items in Artist Shops or at third party retail locations. Savings may vary over time. $22.95
  41. Santa finds Zuzu’s petals
    Santa finds Zuzu’s petals by kculhane
    $5.95Comparison prices are references to regular retail prices of the same or similar items in Artist Shops or at third party retail locations. Savings may vary over time. $3.95
  42. The Bun Means Bidness
    The Bun Means Bidness by studioheylo
    $5.95Comparison prices are references to regular retail prices of the same or similar items in Artist Shops or at third party retail locations. Savings may vary over time. $3.95
  43. V's Up
    V's Up by studioheylo
    $6.95Comparison prices are references to regular retail prices of the same or similar items in Artist Shops or at third party retail locations. Savings may vary over time. $4.95
  44. SCRIB DOON!
    SCRIB DOON! by Uppermindink
    $16.45Comparison prices are references to regular retail prices of the same or similar items in Artist Shops or at third party retail locations. Savings may vary over time. $12.95
  45. Ballhalla Day - 3PT Ornament
    Ballhalla Day - 3PT Ornament by studioheylo
    $6.95Comparison prices are references to regular retail prices of the same or similar items in Artist Shops or at third party retail locations. Savings may vary over time. $4.95
  46. Live Compassionately
    Live Compassionately by AtomicVegans
    $6.95Comparison prices are references to regular retail prices of the same or similar items in Artist Shops or at third party retail locations. Savings may vary over time. $4.95
  47. announcing the arrival of lord bumblefuck of shitburg dark text
    announcing the arrival of lord bumblefuck of shitburg dark text by effinbirds
    $6.95Comparison prices are references to regular retail prices of the same or similar items in Artist Shops or at third party retail locations. Savings may vary over time. $4.95
  48. Couchalla - Couch (ColorBlock)
    Couchalla - Couch (ColorBlock) by studioheylo
    $5.95Comparison prices are references to regular retail prices of the same or similar items in Artist Shops or at third party retail locations. Savings may vary over time. $3.95